@kraayenJon clip · 2026-09-19
One URL in, a slop score out: 35 tells in 243 ms
jev is INSANE. in 243 ms it checked a website for 35 tells of ai slop. purple gradients. emoji headers. "seamlessly". fake testimonials. bento grids. the works. used $0.00015 of tokens. paste any url, get a slop score. free: https://t.co/MIwsuz6K0a https://t.co/Wi7z6ckYN9
Why it is here
One URL in, a slop score out: thirty-five tells checked in 243 milliseconds for about $0.00015 of tokens. The tells are the author's own list of design clichés, so the score measures his taste as much as the page — and it had two likes when we read it.
What we checked
- post read through the public syndication endpoint on 2026-09-24
- text, author, date and like count read from that response on 2026-09-24
- poster image stays on X's CDN; nothing downloaded or rehosted
What we did not check. We did not re-run the thing the post describes, so every figure on this page is the author's own and every claim is theirs — the note above is what we make of it after reading, not a measurement. The like count is a snapshot read on 2026-09-23 and it has moved since; 2 is what it said when we looked.